By Kaspar

Believe me, I still want to hit guys.
-on differnces in the NHL after the lock-out

He's been consistent all year. Besides wearing a bad jacket one game, I think he's been good.
-on coach Tom Renney

Relax,have some sushi and a Diet Coke.
-to roommate Henrik Lundquist prior to a game

It's a lost art .
-on his infamous hip-check

You've got to be dumb to do it.
-regarding taking steroids

Hopefully we're not going to take practice against each other too seriously.
-about Rangers teammate Eric Lindros

Some games we play good, some games we don't.
-on the Penguins' play in 2001

I don't think the Pittsburgh Penguins' management is that harsh. I think Craig Patrick is a very fair man, a great man. I don't think he has any bad things to say about me. I think everything will work out well.
-on whether Penguins management would take his salary dispute to arbitration in 2001

My lawyers were very careful with their words, and somebody was sitting there typing everything, like they do in court. The arbitrator made the award, and we accepted. Why would I agree to a pay cut without knowing what I was doing?
-on his salary negotiations in 2001

He became a hero in this town.
-on Pens teammate Johan Hedburg after the 2001 playoffs

I want to go where I can make the most money.
-on trade rumors

I have an Olympic gold medal, silver medal and a bronze medal. All I need is the Stanley Cup, you know?
-on his trade to defending Stanley Cup champs Colorado Avalanche

He's a pretty slow dude, but he can still put the puck in the net.
-on Ron Francis

I don't think European goalies are good fighters.
-on why Patrick Roy would beat Dominek Hasek in a fight 3.23.02

It's going to be an interesting experience.
-on being traded to the Colorado Avalanche 3.22.02

I can't wait! I'm a little nervous. With a new team, you feel like you're on a honeymoon or something; you don't know what's going on. It's cool. I feel like a rookie again.
-on his debut with the Colorado Avalanche 3.21.02

Keep your heads up!
-advice given to the Pittsburgh Penguins and their fans upon his exit from Pittsburgh

One day I feel like I'm going to go. The next day I don't feel like I'm going to go. It's just whatever I read in the papers. Whatever you guys make up, I read it.
-as told to the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review about his possible trade

He got mad!
-regarding Josef Melichar's reaction to Kaspar kissing his helmet after appearing on the "Kiss Cam" in Toronto

Actually, Yashin never scares me!
-regarding then Ottawa Senators Alexei Yashin

The hockey gods were on our side.
-after his game winning OT playoff goal against the Sabres in Game 7

I said before the season I wasn't going to play hurt, but I guess I am.
-to reporters in October 2001

I own Dominik Hasek.
-interview after his series-winning goal in OT of Game 7 against Sabres

He called me a Commie bastard. I didn't like that.
-published in a hockey quote book

Nyet! Nyet!
-to his daughter when she decided to climb on the car

How many sisters do you have?
-asked of a fan that said "My sister loves you."

By Others About Kaspar

He's a cheap shot artist.
-Buffalo Sabres coach Lindy Ruff on Kaspar's Jan. 24, 2006 hit on Tim Connolly

He's going to get himself killed here.
-Rangers commentator after Kaspar's stick was broken and he tried to block a shot like a goalie 10.06.05

I'm glad there were only blanks in the rifle Kasparaitis had.
-Rangers announcer on some Rangers military manuevers 10.06.05

He's a great guy.
-Penguins' announcer Mike Lange 01.03.04

He doesn't mind being the center of attention.
-Penguins announcer after a suspected Kaspar injury 01.03.04

The always entertaining, Darius Kasparaitis!
-Blue Jackets commentator during their season opener 10.10.03

The desirability of Darius Kasparaitis is twofold -- he'll help any team's blue line and the oft-quoted Pittsburgh Penguin is a media/marketing dream.
-Lance Hornby of the Toronto Sun

Not too many guys feel sorry for Kasparaitis. How many times has he been out there whacking and chopping guys, knowing he wouldn’t have to back it up?
-Marty McSorley on Gino Odjick’s sucker punch on Kaspar

I might be in his kitchen for the first week, but after that I'm going to let him go.
-Colorado Avalanche goalie Patrick Roy on teaching Kaspar the ropes

You hate to play against him, but you love to have him on your team.
-Colorado Avalanche defenseman Rob Blake 3.21.02

A lot of teams were interested in him, and some teams made offers as early as two months ago.
-Penguins General Manager Craig Patrick on Kaspar's trade to Colorado

He's got an element that only two or three other guys in the league have, with the open-ice hit, the others being [Bryan] Marchment and Rob Blake. Other than them, there aren't really many [defensemen] that, when you see they're out there, you really have to pay attention. And when he does hit, he hits hard.
-Pittsburgh Penguins defenseman Ian Moran on former teammate Kaspar

Kasparaitis finally gets himself outfitted again.
-Pens commentator Mike Lange after Kaspar retrieved his stick and glove 3.14.02

That glove of Kasparaitis is everywhere on the play in the Penguins zone.
-Pens commentator Mike Lange on the glove Kaspar lost 3.14.02

Kaspar, he's darn near naked.
-Pens commentator Mike Lange after Kaspar lost his glove and stick 3.14.02

Kaspar wants to see a lot of things.
-Pens commentator Eddie Olczyk about Kaspar's wish for a new award for Most Hits 12.7.01

When Kasparaitis does that the other guys go loopin', but last night Kasparaitis went loopin'.
-Shark's coach Darryl Sutter after Kaspar went down on a hit he intended for Patrick Marleau

It was a close series, but we have Kaspar.
-Kevin Stevens after Kaspar's game winning playoff goal in OT against Sabres